Dirty Brits??

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Whilst sitting enjoying my salad in a really nice, clean cafe, 2 older gentlemen sat down across from me, I was drizzeling my second helping of salad dressing when I heard a rather unusual sound, I glanced across from my table and saw nothing untoward, I politly and elagantly raised my fork to my mouth to be greeted by the same sound,
I wondered if maybe a pig had been let lose in said cafe...hmmmm....Whilst chewing on a delicious mouth ful of coleslaw I happened to look at one of the older men, His brow lowered, his nose wrinkled and he sniffed so hard I thought he was going to inhale the table his was sat at, coffee cups and all !
This vile, repugnant little man gave no thought to people who were eating and carried on with his ..well, sniffing is not the word, I could almost here his mucus being drawn up through his nose and back down his throat, I could see his Adam's apple moving up and down with every disgusting sniff/snort.
Being the lady I am, I never said a word but left my meal, paid and left.....
I wish sometimes I was not so polite as I actually felt like getting up and head butting the dirty c..t! Then maybe he could have swallowed his blood instead of MUCUS !