How to wear a tie!

[NorthernRaider]

At my sons school they all wear white shirts two colour ties depending on what intake they were, skirts , trousers, blazers etc and plain black shoes.

The problems arise from the girls think that skirts should be no longer than 3 inches and dont need to cover the bits many of em will earn a living from later in life, and I reckon at least 90% of the parent must be absolutely impoverished and cannot afford a steam iron or shoe polish, either that or they are just dirty lazy scuffy chavs.