Bluffing that worked

[Paul]

Are you good at bluffing?
I watched today a couple of drivers matching up to each other today. Pure road rage.
The aggrieved 15-16 stone blob of a "40 something" tosser was yelling and screaming about how he was going to kick the sh1t out of another guy because he had "pinched his parking place" in a public car park.

Petty? You bet. Still lets keep going.

Out of the parked car climbed an older guy, probably an OAP about 60 ish. Bit weedy nothing visually aggressive in his actions (if there is such a thing).

Got the picture?

The tosser advances only to stop dead as the older guy adopts a standard combat stance. So far this guy has said nothing.

Out of the car climbs his wife saying loudly, "Don't hurt him too badly dear or you'll end up in court again", like this was a regular occurrence.

Stand off! Young guy mouthing, old guy quietly stood there in the "on guard" position.

Guess what happened then? The young guy stormed off.

What he didn't see was the older driver then reached inside his car and got his two walking sticks out and with wife helping, walked off.

I was intrigued and stopped the older man to ask if he was OK.
"Oh yes", he said, "Works everytime the wife saying that".

Now that's a class act if I've ever seen one!