I've got a new job!!!!

[BeardyMan]

I did a stint as a security guard, thinking I'd get posted somewhere half decent, where I could spend all day checking out the birds arses coming into the shop. Nope, some sadistic bugger stuck me on nights on a building site that had been robbed twice a week, every week it had been there. The only bit of arse I saw was that of a gypsy running away with his haul


We'll have to arrange celebratory beers!