It Doesen't Take Much.

[TheGuru]

(23 December 2012, 14:21)bigpaul Wrote:

(23 December 2012, 14:13)Barneyboy Wrote: wot did they do when there was no shops

chase the sheep with a condom in one hand and a packet of mint sauce in the other

The further up the highlands you go and in to the islands you notice that most of the male population wear the wellies with the wee buckles at the top, thats for srapping the sheep back legs in when tending them and that sort of thing. And before anyone asks yes I can get away with saying that as I have a lot of freinds there and they give me more than equal pelters back ye ken.