(13 February 2013, 17:08)BeardyMan Wrote: (13 February 2013, 17:01)NorthernRaider Wrote: Yes guys but thats both difficult and anti social and not very nice, I'm wondering how you can sort out the loons and oddities without offending them or wasting to much time?
Wrap tinfoil round your head the first time you meet them. Any nervous twitches or ticks or strange mannerisms should be noted, aloud, in their presence - preferably into a Dictaphone. For added effect have someone there in a PVC suit, full gimp mask and ball-gag, writing down your observations. If they're wetting themselves laughing then you're on to a winner
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I did have a seriously witty reply but so many folks get offended now I 'll now post it