World War 3 question

[NorthernRaider]

Aah fond memories of the good old days sitting in a field on the greater German plain discussing the nuclear threat to the UK, Poor officers trying to tell us in all severity that cities would be wiped out by multiple re entry multi megaton warheads. It baffled the poor buggers when we started cheering as they read out targets like London, Leicester, Birmingham, Bradford, Leeds, Sheffield etc.

Then the silly arses told us to make a list of where the RNs Polaris missiles should ideally be aimed, and they were still baffled when the list contained places like Chelsea, Westminster, Bath, Surbiton, Sandhurst and " any place were silly fookers hant on horses"