You know your in Devon when:

[bigpaul]

Your brother has a pet ferret, People you've never met before call you "my lover" or "maid", You know a FERGIE is a little grey tractor not the EX Man U manager or the Duchess of York, you have to wait for farm animals to cross the road, you get stuck behind a tractor on the way to work, four or five times a week, you describe anywhere past Bristol as "up north", you see grass growing in the middle of the road, you cant wind down your car window without the smell of freshly spread manure wafting in, you wouldn't dream of going for a walk without heavy duty willies, you consider Exeter a big city you end up house bound for at least 5 days every time it snows, you know a Charollias is a sheep, but a charolais is a cow, no matter where you are you are no more than 2 minutes from the nearest field, you can walk into a pub and know at least 75 per cent of the people in there, you know what a market town is, you can tell a goat from a sheep, "2 feet and messy"makes sense to you, you know where HOCKINGS ice cream is made, you go on holiday and everyone is going the other way, you been forced to ride a horse at least once in your life.

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(24 August 2013, 10:17)bigpaul Wrote: Your brother has a pet ferret, People you've never met before call you "my lover" or "maid", You know a FERGIE is a little grey tractor not the EX Man U manager or the Duchess of York, you have to wait for farm animals to cross the road, you get stuck behind a tractor on the way to work, four or five times a week, you describe anywhere past Bristol as "up north", you see grass growing in the middle of the road, you cant wind down your car window without the smell of freshly spread manure wafting in, you wouldn't dream of going for a walk without heavy duty willies, you consider Exeter a big city you end up house bound for at least 5 days every time it snows, you know a Charollias is a sheep, but a charolais is a cow, no matter where you are you are no more than 2 minutes from the nearest field, you can walk into a pub and know at least 75 per cent of the people in there, you know what a market town is, you can tell a goat from a sheep, "2 feet and messy"makes sense to you, you know where HOCKINGS ice cream is made, you go on holiday and everyone is going the other way, you been forced to ride a horse at least once in your life.

#spelling mistake: heavy duty WELLIES not willies