5 January 2014, 13:00
You know, this gives me an idea! I've got two very fat geriatric sheep here that we've been trying to decide what to do with, well now I'm thinking soak 2 five foot length of Hessian roap in molasses and feed one to each animal, when I see the first six inches of risk appear out their arses I'll knock them on the head. All I have to do then is stick one head first into an oil barrel and light the end of the roap, reckon one will burn till next Christmas! Sorted.
