Trivia

[Straight Shooter]

We have all been here...............you run to the loo....drop your kegs .....and relief...you now notice no loo paper left on the roll ..just hanging there bald as a badgers bum....nothing else about...your options are small ...your fag packet ....or trying to unroll the cardboard tube of the spent roll...bit of a dilemma ...they are spiral wound....the trick is to unravel then reduce the thickness ...this can take ages and does not guarantee success ...you can even sing Do wah didi didi all the way through ....three times ....and end up with various differing thickness's of card ....and end up with a mass of bits....not pretty and not practical ...but needs must...and with eyes tightly closed shut attempt the wipe.....in general terms and many attempts i have never mastered the ARRRGGGHHH than always takes place.....water is good Mary...but warm it first under your armpit .