You choose?

[Steve]

Run and hide sounds sensible to me. If Jihadi John does decide to poke his nose into your hiding place you should be prepared to stab him in the eye with a pair of scissors or anything else you can find.

On that note, a large pair of scissors might be a sensible addition to an office workers top drawer or briefcase, particularly the type where the nut and bolt holding the halves together is loose.