Tales from the bottom shed

[Straight Shooter]

UPDATE .....took the bread knife cut through the crusty beast....looking good ...the smell was great...as i sliced through little crusty bits cascaded off the knife uummmm butter lots of it spread it on thick ....reached for the pat'e ..then thought no ....test it true SS ...be strong....there will be hundreds waiting to hear the results of this test and a real prepper thread the pressure is on ...i take a breath and get serious ....i raise the crust to my mouth have a sniff ...close my eyes and take a bite ....i roll the bite back and forth for max taste as i do this i feel the bits of crust trundle down my chin onto my torso and get trapped in my chest wig....wiskey wow wow ! i mouthed to myself...and snatched off another bite then another and another there was nothing left .....i thought i must go in again i cut through another slice butter but before i engage i scoop up all the crusty crumbs and throw them on top of the second engagement and despatch it with double time...THE VERDICT plain flour the dogs bollocks by miles .....i will still make some pat'e and cheese toasties later ...with a tomato variant ....bloody yummy SS