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crab/lobster pots
9 January 2013, 17:31,
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RE: crab/lobster pots
Police along the seashore discover a drowning victim and after identifying the body they go to the woman's house.

Police: "Sir we have to inform you that your wife drove her vehicle into the sea and has been dead for at least 24 hours. We know this due to the presence fo 6 crabs and three lobster clinging to the body."

Husband: "When can I claim the body?"

Police: "Not until tomorrow when we pull her up again."
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crab/lobster pots - by Hex - 7 January 2013, 14:29
RE: crab/lobster pots - by BeardyMan - 7 January 2013, 15:15
RE: crab/lobster pots - by Mortblanc - 8 January 2013, 17:11
RE: crab/lobster pots - by BeardyMan - 8 January 2013, 17:15
RE: crab/lobster pots - by Mortblanc - 9 January 2013, 15:23
RE: crab/lobster pots - by BeardyMan - 9 January 2013, 16:21
RE: crab/lobster pots - by Geordie_Rob - 8 January 2013, 17:21
RE: crab/lobster pots - by BeardyMan - 8 January 2013, 17:24
RE: crab/lobster pots - by Geordie_Rob - 8 January 2013, 17:33
RE: crab/lobster pots - by BeardyMan - 9 January 2013, 09:53
RE: crab/lobster pots - by bigpaul - 9 January 2013, 15:43
RE: crab/lobster pots - by Metroyeti - 9 January 2013, 16:24
RE: crab/lobster pots - by BeardyMan - 9 January 2013, 16:25
RE: crab/lobster pots - by Mortblanc - 9 January 2013, 17:31

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