Kubotan vs Monkey fist!

[Straight Shooter]

I always carry a steel clutch pencil on my person.....in the van a saw yes a saw in the front cab....you know the hard point type ( JACK SAW ) you can do some real damage with one of those buggers ...had occasion to try that out few years back, I think the lads are still running towards Aberdare the last thing they said "you are f..king nuts" mind I was threatening to remove their spleens ! I think slowly removing the card cover from the saw did the job though...... not my ranting.....but it worked that time , but would not recommend you try it....could have gone the other way with 3 and used on me