Internet Moderators
These people banned Dr Sheldon Coopers and Amys You Tube videos " Fun With Flags" as being too risque to have on the forum.
Any mention of immigration regardless of race , creed, colour or subject matter is banned cos its racist, even if you are for it.
Even in their hotbed of action 'FOOD' section you can be banned for sugesting using gelatine in beef stew.
Mention eating canines or felines in a disaster will get you banned, cats are more important than human life and can do no harm in their world, in a PA world no one kills feral dogs or rabid cats.
One member was banned for being outragously radical for suggesting using an elastic bands to secure the lids on jams and preserves.
Apparently in the " real world" accoring to the Mods the Government will ALWAYS eventually step in and rescue us........ even after we all starved to death.
Any thread pertaining to violent Islamic extremism is banned if any mention of Islam, Extremism, or Muslims is mentioned, they are apparently all exceedingly nice folks .
The forum rules are absolute and cannot be questioned, and even a question about the rules results in a ban.
Never use words like TACTICAL, STRATEGIC, ASYMETRIC in posts the mods dont know what they mean and will ban you anyway.
For gods sake NEVER mention anything like knives or tools for self defence that will get you banned.
Obscene suggestions on British forums such as 'people who work hard and earn their pay should be able to keep it' is deemed heresy and can see you banned and stoned to death if you complain about living in this wonderful socialist paradise (no one was holding a gun to my head regarding this comment Barney told me to say).
Moderators are always right, even when they are totally and completely wrong and you can prove it.
If you tell them Murphy in Z Nation survives a Zombie bite and makes out with a Hispanic chick you will get banned for calling the chick Hispanic.
Remember if you post about green laning and off roading in a 4x4 you NEVER ever EVER squashed a mouse, frog, grasshopper, rabbit or dragonfly the mods will ban you for being offensive.
I heard a member has been sentenced to death for daring suggest using pesticide to kill greenfly instead of lovingly collecting them and moving them someplace else.
Oh yes dont post pictures of guns or pointy sharp things it terrifies the mods.
Apparently forums are NOT for debates if the mods dont like the subject matter, even if its on topic.
If you organise an RV and invite members from the forum, ensure that to make is nice you should organise a trip to the garden centre for the mods and their elderly mums, and if you decide on potholing, caving, rock climbing, etc ensure full wheelchair access is available or the mods will delete your post.
Dont say anything negative or nasty about any politocal leader or party since the days of the Roman empire, Khan, Nero, Hitler, Pol Pot, Mussolini, Hoeniker, Blair, Obama , Stalin, Mao etc were just misguided and misunderstood, any other opinion and your banned.
Dont talk about The Walking Dead apparently one moderator thought it was a documentary.
If you discover your neighbours cat has slaughtered all your egg laying chooks, if you decide to mention it on the forum, just tell then you just Shoo'ed Tiddles away to the garden next door where it plays happily with the little fury harvest mice as its friends. If you say you blew the filthy felines head off the mods will cry for six months and you will get banned.
Remember nothing nasty happens in the moderators world and everyone loves everyone.
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