Toilet paper

[Bobby]

I read somewhere that in the siege of Sarajevo in the early 90's one of the most sort after items was toilet roll. Now I'm sure we can all see the truth in this and I'm stocking up, but I've also read telephone directories are a good substitute.
Now I must admit I've given it a go and I reckon I could manage with the yellow pages quite happily, after all I vaguely remember my nan's out house back up North when I was a kid and the newspaper sheets on a string, so its nothing new.
So what I plan to do is start collecting. It's the right time of year because the new directories are out soon, so there'll be loads about.
I then plan to build a veg garden on my garage roof using the books as a parapet wall around the edge. They will be covered with a membrane called EPDM that I've found, so hopfully those toilet rolls in my loft can be used for barter when the World goes pop.