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#21
30 January 2012, 17:26
(30 January 2012, 16:57)00111001 Wrote: If anyone decided to let themselves into my house I consider them my property. I might just decide to keep 'em.

I like your way of thinking.

I'd put them in the dog cage and tell them "You're our new pet gimp. I'm so glad you came by. Our last gimp died horribly, and we had to bury him a couple of weekends ago alongside one of our other gimps in the garden. You're the 4th pet human we've had. I wouldn't recommend trying to escape...that's how we lost our second one. But it's okay...he became a part of us.....afterall, you are what you eat. He was delicious." Then give them a big smile. "It's a good job you're a male/female. They seem to be be the ones that survive longest."
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30 January 2012, 19:18
Seems a good plan to me. We should all prepare a secure location for home grown food... I mean intruders.
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It is not the strongest of the species that survives, nor the most intelligent that survives. It is the one that is the most adaptable to change. - Charles Darwin
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31 January 2012, 00:29
Hehe you are all very bad, but i like your gusto, keeping the unfortunate bound up in a gimp mask is very funny, but they'll still be on my propery. I like the idea of sticking him in the arse with a blow dart dipped in a packet of cigarette juice, and letting him drop somewhere else (don't try this though will you) i'ts very nasty gulp!!
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31 January 2012, 12:50
there is a saying down here, if anyone breaks in or does you harm you will" rip his/her head off his/her shoulders and spit down his/her neck!"Tongue
Some people that prefer to be alone arent anti-social they just have no time for drama, stupidity and false people.
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31 January 2012, 13:59
(31 January 2012, 12:50)bigpaul Wrote: there is a saying down here, if anyone breaks in or does you harm you will" rip his/her head off his/her shoulders and spit down his/her neck!"Tongue

I've got a new saying "If you break into my house, I'll introduce you to Big Paul." That'll scare the poop out of everyone!
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31 January 2012, 15:03
(31 January 2012, 13:59)Scythe13 Wrote:
(31 January 2012, 12:50)bigpaul Wrote: there is a saying down here, if anyone breaks in or does you harm you will" rip his/her head off his/her shoulders and spit down his/her neck!"Tongue

I've got a new saying "If you break into my house, I'll introduce you to Big Paul." That'll scare the poop out of everyone!
yes, and in turn i will introduce them to the Plymouth "Chapter" ! that should take care of the rest!Tongue
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31 January 2012, 15:10
(31 January 2012, 15:03)bigpaul Wrote: i will introduce them to the Plymouth "Chapter"

Hells Angel?
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31 January 2012, 15:14
(31 January 2012, 15:10)00111001 Wrote:
(31 January 2012, 15:03)bigpaul Wrote: i will introduce them to the Plymouth "Chapter"

Hells Angel?

Worse....Paul's Angels.
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31 January 2012, 15:15
(31 January 2012, 15:14)Scythe13 Wrote:
(31 January 2012, 15:10)00111001 Wrote:
(31 January 2012, 15:03)bigpaul Wrote: i will introduce them to the Plymouth "Chapter"

Hells Angel?

Worse....Paul's Angels.

Do they look like Charlies Angels??
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31 January 2012, 15:44
(31 January 2012, 15:15)00111001 Wrote:
(31 January 2012, 15:14)Scythe13 Wrote:
(31 January 2012, 15:10)00111001 Wrote:
(31 January 2012, 15:03)bigpaul Wrote: i will introduce them to the Plymouth "Chapter"

Hells Angel?

Worse....Paul's Angels.

Do they look like Charlies Angels??
NO, YES and NO, but i can always introduce them to "SCORPIO" which is the cornish Hells Angels, where i have connections and BIGPAUL is well known!
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