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Yuk Spiders
6 September 2012, 20:51,
#1
Yuk Spiders
Just sat reading the news online when i saw something in the corner of my eye, twas the biggest ugliest bloody spider I have ever seen, It looked like it could suck the guts out of a pony for a meal, The buggers must think winter is coming and heading indoors to seek shelter for the winter. Well that hairy git can just relax in the vortex chamber of the dyson.

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6 September 2012, 21:09,
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RE: Yuk Spiders
It's only a spider....Smile Pick it up and put it outside, It won't harm you, unless it's a false widow, even then it will only give you a wee, swollen bump....Ha, ha, I can imagine you on guard in yer cammys, with your g un on your hand, poised to shoot a socialist when...a spider crawls in front of you, you scream like a girl, shit a brick and do one, lol, lol, lol, meant in the nicest possible way N.R Smile
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6 September 2012, 21:37,
#3
RE: Yuk Spiders
What is the issue? Spiders are good bugs. They eat flies and other bugs that are garmful to you.
Skean Dhude
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It is not the strongest of the species that survives, nor the most intelligent that survives. It is the one that is the most adaptable to change. - Charles Darwin
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6 September 2012, 21:56,
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RE: Yuk Spiders
This bloody thing could fight the were terrier on equal terms, it was huge, it is deceased.

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6 September 2012, 22:18,
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RE: Yuk Spiders
awh NR you missed a golden oppurtunity there!...you could've caught it and bred the worlds first home defence attack spiders! coulda been a valuable preppers tool that xD
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6 September 2012, 22:28,
#6
RE: Yuk Spiders
Just think of the protein....
"How far back in time do you think our future will be?"
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6 September 2012, 23:26,
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RE: Yuk Spiders
(6 September 2012, 22:28)Timelord Wrote: Just think of the protein....

Plenty of legs to go around!

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7 September 2012, 05:54,
#8
RE: Yuk Spiders
Nr take it you never trained in Belize!! they have the psalmopoeus maya there nasty big spider it is !!

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life size picture Big Grin
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7 September 2012, 07:54,
#9
RE: Yuk Spiders
the one thing in this world i hate is spiders!!
Some people that prefer to be alone arent anti-social they just have no time for drama, stupidity and false people.
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7 September 2012, 08:53, (This post was last modified: 7 September 2012, 08:54 by NorthernRaider.)
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RE: Yuk Spiders
I dont mind house spiders, or garden spiders or even bird eating spiders / taratulas, it was just this weird looking beast the size of a terrier ( honest Smile ) staring at me with hatred in its eyes.
I think its big brother is living in my garage the footprints in the dust are 6 inches apart Smile

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