Scavenging.

[bigpaul]

(13 December 2011, 20:36)NorthernRaider Wrote: Hmmmm do I feed tiddles and rover or do I feed the kids, boy thats a tough one.

not a problem i have to face NR, maybe i'm lucky in that respect?

[mikebratcher69]

You will BP, I'm gonna round them all up and dump them near you...

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Just need to find your bol and then a trail of meat to it and hey presto my feral dog problems gone...
Mind you I've got the problem of me dropping a trail of meat to your bol...It could make me look rather atractive to a feral dog...
That plans got numerous flaws I didnt think through...

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Damn...

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Still you could face zombie sheep? rabid sheep with a thirst for human blood?

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Vampire phesants perhaps?

[bigpaul]

Dont mind the dog problem Mike, i can always use a few guard dogs and maybe i'll train a few up to be sled dogs, might be handy if we get all the snow again, i thought for one awful moment you meant you were going to round up all the brats-a bit like the pied piper?, i cant handle kids, i've never had kids, never wanted kids, and i really cant relate to them, i prefer animals to (most) people anyway!

[NorthernRaider]

(14 December 2011, 15:27)mikebratcher69 Wrote: You will BP, I'm gonna round them all up and dump them near you...

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Just need to find your bol and then a trail of meat to it and hey presto my feral dog problems gone...
Mind you I've got the problem of me dropping a trail of meat to your bol...It could make me look rather atractive to a feral dog...
That plans got numerous flaws I didnt think through...

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Damn...

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Still you could face zombie sheep? rabid sheep with a thirst for human blood?

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Vampire phesants perhaps?

Sabre toothed squirrel

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(14 December 2011, 15:38)bigpaul Wrote: Dont mind the dog problem Mike, i can always use a few guard dogs and maybe i'll train a few up to be sled dogs, might be handy if we get all the snow again, i thought for one awful moment you meant you were going to round up all the brats-a bit like the pied piper?, i cant handle kids, i've never had kids, never wanted kids, and i really cant relate to them, i prefer animals to (most) people anyway!

What flavour dogs?, and are they oven sized ?

[bigpaul]

NorthernRaider )

What flavour dogs?, and are they oven sized ? :angel:
[/quote Wrote:dunno what flavour, i dont go round licking dogs oven sized ones-maybe a few "handbag" dogs-they wouldn't be missed, its mainly Jacks & Collies around here, being farming country with the odd king charles and a couple of GSD's

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[quote='NorthernRaider' )

What flavour dogs?, and are they oven sized ? :angel:

dunno what flavour, i dont go round licking dogs oven sized ones-maybe a few "handbag" dogs-they wouldn't be missed, its mainly Jacks & Collies around here, being farming country with the odd king charles and a couple of GSD's

[NorthernRaider]

They all taste like Chicken if cooked slowly, but if you find any hard crunchy bits its cos you forgot to take its collar off before you cooked it.

[bigpaul]

to be serious, for 5 minutes, if you want a dog as a tool, what you need is a good Lurcher for hunting and a spaniel for retrieving!

[Kenneth Eames]

Good thinking BP. You are certainly on the right track. I like the humour but I also like the common sense that you've just added. Kenneth Eames.

[NorthernRaider]

(15 December 2011, 11:00)bigpaul Wrote: to be serious, for 5 minutes, if you want a dog as a tool, what you need is a good Lurcher for hunting and a spaniel for retrieving!

Lurcher or Terrier yes but never a Spaniel they are to daft, they are loony til they are 3 then they get a type of senility at around 7 or 8 and most of the UK Spaniel breed is so inbred and deformed you would think they came from Norwich , Retrievers make good retrievers !!

[bigpaul]

(16 December 2011, 09:54)NorthernRaider Wrote:

(15 December 2011, 11:00)bigpaul Wrote: to be serious, for 5 minutes, if you want a dog as a tool, what you need is a good Lurcher for hunting and a spaniel for retrieving!

Lurcher or Terrier yes but never a Spaniel they are to daft, they are loony til they are 3 then they get a type of senility at around 7 or 8 and most of the UK Spaniel breed is so inbred and deformed you would think they came from Norwich , Retrievers make good retrievers !!

you can even train a Poodle to retrieve, thats what they were originally bred for, the ribbon (around the top knot) wasn't for show, it was so you could see it in the scrub.