Dirty Brits??

[Metroyeti]

I get funny looks for picking up after my dog. You can gaurantie the people who dont pick up after their dog dont worm there dogs.

[NorthernRaider]

(11 October 2012, 08:28)Metroyeti Wrote: I get funny looks for picking up after my dog. You can gaurantie the people who dont pick up after their dog dont worm there dogs.

Aye but they will still let their dogs lick their hands and faces, they are just yucky people like those who have cats walking all over their furnature and worktops, they must think their bleeding cats feet are sterile.

[bigpaul]

(11 October 2012, 08:56)NorthernRaider Wrote:

(11 October 2012, 08:28)Metroyeti Wrote: I get funny looks for picking up after my dog. You can gaurantie the people who dont pick up after their dog dont worm there dogs.

Aye but they will still let their dogs lick their hands and faces, they are just yucky people like those who have cats walking all over their furnature and worktops, they must think their bleeding cats feet are sterile.

not if you could see what the cats leave around here!

[BeardyMan]

Peasant wagon? Not for me thanks, I'd rather walk.

[Prepper1]

(11 October 2012, 13:23)BeardyMan Wrote: Peasant wagon? Not for me thanks, I'd rather walk.

Quite right, dirty unwashed masses... eeeeekkkkk!!!!

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I always got the weirdo sitting next to me.....

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Now being a prepper I am a weirdo!!! hahahahahahahahaha!!!!!

[BeardyMan]

(11 October 2012, 14:26)Prepper1 Wrote:

(11 October 2012, 13:23)BeardyMan Wrote: Peasant wagon? Not for me thanks, I'd rather walk.

Quite right, dirty unwashed masses... eeeeekkkkk!!!!

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I always got the weirdo sitting next to me.....

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Now being a prepper I am a weirdo!!! hahahahahahahahaha!!!!!

Last time I got on a bus was when there was a tube strike, so didn't have a choice (had to get the train home, walking not an option).
Anyway, I'd been sat down all of 30 seconds, pinned in by some old lady, when to my horror I heard the rumblings of a female nutter behind me. "Perverts and molesters", "I can't take this rotten world", "You're all perverts and molesters, rotten bastards" etc etc
This went on for quite some time, right behind me. Not wanting to attract this random nutbag, I feigned sleep while everyone around me got up and moved to the front of the bendybus. Feeling quite alone now, and almost in a genuine state of panic, I had to chance a look at this monstrous weirdo terrorising the otherwise peaceful peasant wagon. No reflective surfaces to aid my surreptitious glance at the mongoloid stalking around behind me, so I actually had to turn fully and peek through the gap in the seats. I could immediately smell booze and piss, and recoiled slightly, the aroma stinging my eyes and offending my nostrils. I spotted movement in the now empty corner of the bus, straining to lean over the protective barrier of the chair I saw a rotten disgusting junkie rocking back an forth, still shouting her random diatribe interspersed with incomprehensible outbursts, yet still clutching onto a can of special brew. Thankfully I felt somewhat relieved as this drug addict was only about 5 foot 2, and 6 stone at most. We locked eyes, and I gave my best "leave me the fuck alone - I'm weirder than you" look. The hideous beast in the corner seemed to understand my forceful glance and hit the "next stop" button. The driver stopped immediately to let it off. The evilness exited and normality returned.
Never again.

[bigpaul]

i'm not too concerned about nutters on public transport....looking the way i do, long hair, full beard, 6ft tall...people tend to keep the #uck away from ME! no its germs and stuff i am more concerned about, already bought some face masks, today received 100 pairs of Nitrile gloves for the OH, pleased with the quality so ordered 100pairs for me! not that i use public transport but just in case!

[Metroyeti]

(11 October 2012, 15:17)bigpaul Wrote: i'm not too concerned about nutters on public transport....looking the way i do, long hair, full beard, 6ft tall...people tend to keep the #uck away from ME! no its germs and stuff i am more concerned about, already bought some face masks, today received 100 pairs of Nitrile gloves for the OH, pleased with the quality so ordered 100pairs for me! not that i use public transport but just in case!

I get more hastle now I have a beard than I did when I "conformed" and shaved once in a while. Had a chav shoute its a white osama bin laden at me on saturday night.

[BeardyMan]

(11 October 2012, 15:24)Metroyeti Wrote:

(11 October 2012, 15:17)bigpaul Wrote: i'm not too concerned about nutters on public transport....looking the way i do, long hair, full beard, 6ft tall...people tend to keep the #uck away from ME! no its germs and stuff i am more concerned about, already bought some face masks, today received 100 pairs of Nitrile gloves for the OH, pleased with the quality so ordered 100pairs for me! not that i use public transport but just in case!

I get more hastle now I have a beard than I did when I "conformed" and shaved once in a while. Had a chav shoute its a white osama bin laden at me on saturday night.

I get that occasionally.

I tell 'em to fuck off before I behead them...

[Metroyeti]

The little oik was in a car

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Speaking of beards I got asked whats the weirdest thing I have had in my beard,beside the usual milk,gravy cereal a moth is the oddest.