Telling little fibs for Opsec

[Alterego]

I say im preparing to fill my underground bunker where i have two of each animal....

where i have ten years supply of seeds for when i come back to the surface

For when a great Firestorm will burn all the surface of the planet and kill everything in sight..

Then they stop asking questions and leavethe madman alone

endex....



Alterego

[Scythe13]

I just smile and explain that the voices told me to buy them hahahahaha.

[uks]

I have a good cover I'am chairman of our local friends of the local school committee. So we buy lots of things in bulk.

[Skean Dhude]

Lying, however small and 'white', is not an option for me, really.

That puts you at a major disadvantage.

What will you say when they say 'Where is all you food?'Are you armed?' stc.

Don't get me wrong I hate liars myself but I do see some circumstances when it is necessary.

[River Song]

When they come and ask "Where is all your food"
I'll say "Come and Look" and then offer up that well known prayer..

"Lord - Blind their eyes"

[Skean Dhude]

Err. Good luck with that then.

[BeardyMan]

I just stare. No smiles, no words, just stare at 'em. Pay for your stuff and wander off. Always, I repeat ALWAYS, turn round an give 'em a good long look before you go too.

[Mortblanc]

[Spandex228]

No ones ever asked me why I buy in bulk yet strangely enough !

[bigpaul]

I think it all depends on where a person shops, in Lidl they aren't going to be too surprised if someone buys in bulk-especially if said item is on offer!