just got back from the doc

[Prepper1]

That reminds me of the time I worked in a slaughter house and the crane pulley fell of its rail, narrowly missing my head but hit my big toe splitting it from front to back in a quite neat split.

After having to drive myself to hospital (sh*t firm couldn't give a to**) they x-rayed it and it was split front to back.

All the nurse did was um and arr then got an Elastoplast fabric plaster out of the box like you put on a finger cut, put it on my toe and went "all done, stay off it for six weeks" didn't get crutches or anything.

NHS fantastic.