Petrol theft? its not a crime say Police.

[Jonas]

God help you all with the police force draw-down. Anyone that breaks into my home will be carried out by the mortician of my choice.

"Yes officer, he/she threatened me and I feared for my life! Now I want my lawyer!" (re-read until memorized).

[bigpaul]

were not really talking about "home invasions" Jonas, the report was about "drive aways" from petrol filling stations without paying.