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Vehicle tax
4 August 2015, 01:02,
#17
RE: Vehicle tax
We have a neighbor here who drives a hot-rodded riding lawn mower into town to buy beer since his driving licence was revoked. It has on it a flashing light and one of those triangular reflectors they use to warn motorists of slow moving farm equipment. A sheriff's deputy friend affixed to it one of those bumper stickers which says "I Cruise Without Booze," which are required of drivers on probation for previous drink driving convictions. I have been assured that if he is caught riding his lawn mower or bicycle while intoxicated he will, as they say in the Monopoly game:

"Go to Jail, Go Directly to Jail, Do Not Pass Go, Do Not Collect $200."

73 de KE4SKY
In
"Almost Heaven" West Virginia
USA
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Vehicle tax - by T-oddity - 26 July 2015, 08:23
RE: Vehicle tax - by Scythe13 - 26 July 2015, 15:31
RE: Vehicle tax - by bigpaul - 26 July 2015, 16:42
RE: Vehicle tax - by Straight Shooter - 26 July 2015, 20:25
RE: Vehicle tax - by T-oddity - 26 July 2015, 20:54
RE: Vehicle tax - by Skean Dhude - 26 July 2015, 20:55
RE: Vehicle tax - by BeardyMan - 26 July 2015, 21:48
RE: Vehicle tax - by John - 27 July 2015, 09:40
RE: Vehicle tax - by Devonian - 27 July 2015, 12:28
RE: Vehicle tax - by Steve - 27 July 2015, 23:17
RE: Vehicle tax - by bigpaul - 28 July 2015, 08:31
RE: Vehicle tax - by Mortblanc - 28 July 2015, 15:57
RE: Vehicle tax - by Tarrel - 29 July 2015, 11:28
RE: Vehicle tax - by Mortblanc - 30 July 2015, 06:42
RE: Vehicle tax - by CharlesHarris - 31 July 2015, 02:48
RE: Vehicle tax - by Mortblanc - 31 July 2015, 23:12
RE: Vehicle tax - by CharlesHarris - 4 August 2015, 01:02

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