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First aid hollywood style
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8 February 2021, 08:42
I'm sure we can be thankful to hollywood for giving us great medical advice, for example if a bear mauls our throat like in 'The Revenant' we can simply pack gunpowder into the wound and ignite it to cauterise it, a nice clean job..Smile

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8 February 2021, 10:58
never base our personal survival on fiction, be it films or books.
Some people that prefer to be alone arent anti-social they just have no time for drama, stupidity and false people.
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8 February 2021, 13:33
(8 February 2021, 10:58)bigpaul Wrote: never base our personal survival on fiction, be it films or books.

Between you and me mate, I dream of staggering into Dr. Quinn's surgery with a rattler bite to my calf and she has to suck out the venom, then sit up with me all night dabbing my fevered brow as i toss and turn in delirium while whispering in my ear "Hang in there Micky baby, we'll ride this thing out together"..
(oops sorry was I rambling?)

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8 February 2021, 14:03
fiction again, your quote "daydreaming" is correct.
nothing beats personal skills and knowledge.
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30 March 2021, 22:36

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31 March 2021, 09:02
take a first aid course instead.
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31 March 2021, 17:03
I thought Mick had been abducted by aliens and being held in this huge hologram country house ? .......so. Did they have a tit full of him and send him back ? ........Nooooooooooooooooooooooooo !
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31 March 2021, 20:06
(31 March 2021, 17:03)Straight Shooter Wrote: I thought Mick had been abducted by aliens and being held in this huge hologram country house ? .......so. Did they have a tit full of him and send him back ? ........Nooooooooooooooooooooooooo !

I thought he’d cauterised his haemorrhoids with gunpowder, and launched himself into orbit Smile
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31 March 2021, 21:34
That gunpowder going of in that area might induce a huge fart that would act as a booster rocket!!!

A man could go far with the proper self medication.
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31 March 2021, 21:37
Do you folks get The Simpsons over there?

This thread is beginning to take a Bart and Homer orientation.
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