But what of Social workers ?

[bigpaul]

he should be a Plumber, an Electrician, a Builder or even a handyman! you cant get anyone these days to do any work for love or money, their just not interested! by the way OH has found a book he might like: Hatchet by Gary Paulsen about a lad who crashes in a light aircraft in the Canadian wilderness who survives with only a hatchet-hence the title.

[Scythe13]

If there are any people around post SHTF, there is one thing we can say for sure....an excellent source of protein haha.

[NorthernRaider]

(4 March 2012, 20:19)Scythe13 Wrote: If there are any people around post SHTF, there is one thing we can say for sure....an excellent source of protein haha.

Well most of the public sector should be quite lean and easy to chew cos most of em have never done any work to toughen up the meat
Frickaseed Social worker
Leg of Geography teacher
Social worker Sweetbreads
Barbequed Council workers
Kentucky fried yoof worker

[bigpaul]

(4 March 2012, 20:19)Scythe13 Wrote: If there are any people around post SHTF, there is one thing we can say for sure....an excellent source of protein haha.

SCythe, its known as "long pork"

[preservefreak]

(4 March 2012, 19:49)NorthernRaider Wrote: Aye my hairy friend unfortunately my wonderful son has been listening to the creatures that pass for career advisors at his school and told him Games Designing is the best option for him. Sighs with broken and heavy heart.

I feel sorry for him, game design is really hard to get a job in. I have a couple of friends who've 1st class degrees in the area and have been trying to get in for years. I understand it's reasonable money if you can get in though. Maybe he'll have more luck or have a change of heart. I imagine he plays a lot of games?

[NorthernRaider]

(4 March 2012, 20:29)preservefreak Wrote: I feel sorry for him, game design is really hard to get a job in. I have a couple of friends who've 1st class degrees in the area and have been trying to get in for years. I understand it's reasonable money if you can get in though. Maybe he'll have more luck or have a change of heart. I imagine he plays a lot of games?

OH PF my dear friend is you knew of the fighting and heartbreak we have had in this once happy home because of ****ing PS3s X Boxes and a game called M***craft. Be warned if I ever get hold whoever invited this game which is destructive and dangerous as herion I will REALLY ruin their day. Back in the early 90s another silly game called Qbert came out and addicted many kids vulnertable to compulsive obessive behavour, its evil effects on kiods is well documented, well this ferking Minecraft is the same.

We ended up removing all of his computing and gaming gear and limit him rigidly to 3 hours a day now, he is slowly coming back to us.
I really would not give a flying f*** if an EMP wiped out our nations power supply, I would get my son back.

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Hang on a mo PF your a teacher arnt you, Right get back in the pot and start basting yourself

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Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaargh Social Workers get everywhere, they are a flippin disease, This link on YT shows Social Workers using ZOMBIE APOCALYPSE to brainwash their victims .
This is PFs fault !!!!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=pla...CdDpEf6BmU

[preservefreak]

(4 March 2012, 20:40)NorthernRaider Wrote: OH PF my dear friend is you knew of the fighting and heartbreak we have had in this once happy home because of ****ing PS3s X Boxes and a game called M***craft. Be warned if I ever get hold whoever invited this game which is destructive and dangerous as herion I will REALLY ruin their day. Back in the early 90s another silly game called Qbert came out and addicted many kids vulnertable to compulsive obessive behavour, its evil effects on kiods is well documented, well this ferking Minecraft is the same.

We ended up removing all of his computing and gaming gear and limit him rigidly to 3 hours a day now, he is slowly coming back to us.
I really would not give a flying f*** if an EMP wiped out our nations power supply, I would get my son back.

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Hang on a mo PF your a teacher arnt you, Right get back in the pot and start basting yourself

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Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaargh Social Workers get everywhere, they are a flippin disease, This link on YT shows Social Workers using ZOMBIE APOCALYPSE to brainwash their victims .
This is PFs fault !!!!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=pla...CdDpEf6BmU

yeah I'm a teacher, one of the useless horde with no worth after the collapse other than compost and lunch. Oh that game! it's bad but I know of worse. If you want I can provide you with a list of the new highly addictive games out for banning purposes.

but sorry I'm derailing the thread

[Timelord]

So what did I do before SHTF??

Spent too much time reading & typing on a strangely addictive forum!



A useless skill-less skill...






lol

[NorthernRaider]

(4 March 2012, 23:55)Timelord Wrote: So what did I do before SHTF??
Spent too much time reading & typing on a strangely addictive forum!

A useless skill-less skill...
lol

Naaaa providing you are doing it in your own time using your own PC its practical research, its only wrong if you are sat in a Council Office, Town Hall, School room, Hospital, Tax Office, etc during works time.

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(4 March 2012, 20:54)preservefreak Wrote: yeah I'm a teacher, one of the useless horde with no worth after the collapse other than compost and lunch. Oh that game! it's bad but I know of worse. If you want I can provide you with a list of the new highly addictive games out for banning purposes.

but sorry I'm derailing the thread

Naaa I prefer to edumacatify my son rather than just bully him to my way of thinking, much shouting, tears, door slamming (and that was just me). I've never followed banning things when explaining why I'm dischuffed so much usually works best. But then if that doesnt work I can always belt him round the left lughole with a wet halibut.

As for you being a teacher dont worry about it, if we dont eat you we will educate you enough in the real world to get you a good post (non union) in a private school or we will hire you to home school our kids, Thats what I've got you pencilled in for after TSHTF

[Scythe13]

I'm here during work time.

Having said that, I have many helpful skills, and I work on the private sector for a huge company. So they probably don't care.

My sales team are kicking butt, and I'm working hard at least 5 hours of an 8 hour day. So really it's probably about right haha.